MÜVMAG Log Roller

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Highest Current Offer: $7.77
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The MÜVMAG All Natural Log Roller is 100% organic, vegan, gluten-free, free range, GMO-free, BPA-free, naturally produced, cruelty-free, fair-trade, Kent Booty Verified™, blessed by the Dalai Lama (not really), was touched awkwardly by Nate fucking Weston, used daily by Andrew Obenreder’s inner groin region, drug-free, elf-free, h20-based, no additive wood flavoring, made from the very fabric of the universe, is potentially God, hippie dad approved, definitely the GOAT, and is 100% wood we found in Colorado. 


  • Eco-friendly wood roller for self-myofascial release or aggression.
  • Supports sustainable production since you are legit buying found wood.
  • Heat-treated wood.
  • Hand carved MÜVMAG logo.


Purchase of the MÜVMAG All Natural Log Roller includes an additional Pine Ball (Kent Booty Verified macro/micro anal rolling combo).


This is a MÜV Magazine fundraising initiative to pay for our expensive hosting. We’ll send this log to the highest bidder at the end of December, 2017. Donations through this fundraising event will also be translated to subscriber status on muvmag.com if over $60.